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What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, ‘I am very rich. Marry me!’

That’s Direct Marketing

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, ‘He’s very
rich. Marry him.’

That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, ‘Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.’

That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a
ride, and then say, ‘By the way, I’m very rich ‘Will you marry me?’

That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, ‘You are very rich, I want to marry you.’

That’s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, ‘I’m rich. Marry me’

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That’s Customer Feedback

Insurance agents are premium lovers.

I have got my retirement policy, all I

have to do is to keep paying it, and my

agent can retire.

It is impossible for me to read up the

small prints in the policy, all I’m sure is

that i will stop paying after I die.

Life insurance is really weird, I did not

get anything from it, I keep paying u

money when I’m alive, and you pay me

money after I die.

I would not be disturbed by an insurance

agent when I turn 60.